May 9, 2007
aDog: “I want to find this gentleman and have him buy my lottery tickets because he is one lucky dude.”
olie: “He tried to cushion one blow from the truck’s compressor with a dead opossum, he said.” I think they have a different definition of lucky than we do.
aDog: Crushing possums. Must have been messy.
olie: Should have cooked it first.
aDog: You should cover yourself with cooked possums. Just to be safe. In case you get crushed.
olie: I mean, who wouldn’t want an edible exoskeleton?