I may/may not be the new Steinbeck.
March 13, 2007
Number 6? Not bad. Let’s be honest: there’s no competing with robots playing guitar (#2) and nudies of American Idol contestants (#3). So was I going to do much better than Top 5 anyway? Doubtful – Little victories I say.
But the general list for growing blogs? I’m barely Top 100 – this is totally unacceptable. The problem? I’m not befriended by powerful Snapple Special Interest Groups like Zack; I don’t have a built-in audience like CRAM (Capitalization Rejectionist American Membership) for Aaron to bump my numbers.
So how do I keep this rollercoaster going? You tell me – give me some ideas. No, you cannot use robots playing guitar and/or nudies of American Idol Contestants. The pressure is overwhelming. The heights are dizzying.